I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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