If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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