I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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