i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
