i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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