is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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