i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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