Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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