i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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