Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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