If i come over, it means nothing
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Shame - the story of my life.
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