I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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