This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
