that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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