I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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