Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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