we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
