Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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