Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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