North Korea, Best Korea!
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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