I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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