found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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