Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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