You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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