oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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