This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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