I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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