I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
420 ftw
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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