Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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