Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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