just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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