so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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