Where did you get a picture of my penis
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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