in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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