Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize