Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Do plants get herpes?
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