I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
my shit smells like andre
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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