i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
that's an acceptable place to lick
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize
