He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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