i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
We had to coat check the pizza.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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