glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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