I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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