So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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