Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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