I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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