is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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