I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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