Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
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Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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