You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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