He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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