No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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