He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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