just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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