remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
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She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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